Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.

"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008

Sperring

The webbing and/or skin located in-between your index finger and thumb. It is insanely squishy and stretchable.

Person1: Imagine if you got a paper cut on your sperring!

Person2: Wow, that would suck.

by Just Far April 23, 2010

sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 January 6, 2008

LUCKY SPERM

An epithet hurled by class warriors at people born to wealth and privilege.Of course they wish they had chosen their parents more wisely.

ACTRESS/WAITRESS 1:"I have Paris Hilton's table.LUCKY SPERM bitch!The whole fuckin'table of 'em.She better fuckin' tip BIG."

ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."

by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005

Personal Sperm Bank

Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.

"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2009

Sperm Burgular

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.

Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.

by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006