Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.

Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"

by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019

semen hall prep

A nickname for Seton Hall prep because they drown in eachother's semen. Mostly because they are gay. (not written by a delbarton student).

Student 1: hey where do you go to school?
Student 2: Well I forget but I know that I'm gay.
Student 1: Yeah must be Semen Hall Prep

by holy moley guacamole tyler November 19, 2019

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Semen king

A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland

Look the SEMEN KING is back.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Semenating

Something that is so good it makes you semenate (ejaculate)

Omg that painting was semenating

by AL1B1 October 7, 2020