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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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I Smell Fanny

When you and your mates are sitting somewhere and a group of girls walk past and that you imply for him to go get there snap or number.
You: I smell Fanny
Him: i think its just you mate i think they are butters
by Jim the crack head November 20, 2019
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Whoever smelled it, dealt it

n. An effective Covid-19 contact tracing method, that became popular after Trump Campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis, who sat right next to an incessantly flatulent Rudy Giuliani during a 2020 election hearing at Michigan, contracted the coronavirus a few days after Giuliani tested positive for the same. The broadcast of the hearing shows how Rudy kept farting time and again throughout the entire hearing process and Ellis, who sat right next to him, mask-less, kept on smelling those obnoxious farts the entire time. Several sources now claim that the experts have ascertained this lethal exposure to the deadly gas leakage as the very source of Ellis’s covid infection.
It seems that it was Rudy who gave Jenna covid, not the White House party, because as you know, whoever smelled it, dealt it.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
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smelling your pussy

Similar to feeling yourself. When a woman is overly confident about her looks at shows it by acting like a model and or bourgeois hoe
Girl: dayum I look so good today * spind around in the mirror *

Guy: stop smelling your pussy!!
by BourgeoisHoe September 4, 2016
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smell your mum

Smell your mum or smell ur maaaaa is a very good way of telling someone their mum is a fucking stinker
Ayy mate smell your mum

Why

Cuz she fucking stinks
by Steely2004 July 13, 2019
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mr you smell

by jhgk,vghjlbhh ok daddy February 16, 2022
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smell my fingie

a term used commonly by a male named kiro eadie. he usually says his catchphrase after he has done a good fisting god fisting god session with a female. it’s usually to get his friends attention and to boast about being such a ladies man.
by keir cairns <3 May 7, 2020
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