scuba skeet

Floating sperm in a hot tub, bathtub or body of water.

Let's get out of the tub.There's scuba skeet everywhere .

by Mcthrash September 05, 2015

Skeet-cat

A skeet-cat is someone, typically a male, whom lowers his self dignity to the absolute possible minimum, and takes part in placing his head between a females ass cheeks and proceeds to lick her ass hole, it is a commodity to eat shit during the act of one skeet-cating. One whom associates with the act of skeet-cating is commonly ridiculed by friends, family and another human being which has any form of self respect.

'Oh that's Marcus, rumor has it he skeet-catted his girl last night'

by SkeetKing99 January 12, 2018

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

by burgerkingfolife May 01, 2006

skeet

Pejoratively used to refer to something of a small size.

That dress is extra skeet!

by Nice April 04, 2003

Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet

That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.

by M Plops November 29, 2005

Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

by Buttermaker March 06, 2008

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Ah Thete! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

by Railsplitter April 10, 2007