Schween

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

by Jimmy Chang December 16, 2003

Charlie Sheen

WINNER!!

Your a Charlie Sheen!

Woah, can't believe how much you are a Charlie Sheen.

by hdsjfkhskdfjyyyy55 March 23, 2011

Charlie Sheen

(Adjective) - Possessing the winning ability to consume a highly potent amount of fast ball drugs which courses through your tiger blood veins.

This ability is able to withstand a deadly amount of drugs which would normally be lethal to two and a half men.

Wow!.. He survived after doing all that? He really is Charlie Sheen!!

by mangodebango April 9, 2011

Charlie Sheen

This term is used for really screwing a night up with a female, so much one would consider and mostly likely need to go into hiding for some time. Basically from bad to worse.

friend1: "She took me to her place but I got drunk pissed myself and puked on her in bed"
friend2: "Fucken Charlie Sheened that poor broad"
friend1: "Its all good, I recently purchased an old underground bunker, in case it were to happen again"

by smartysRawesome November 3, 2010

Sheen

Making your drug-induced psychosis as painfully public and humiliating as possible while thinking you are showing how cool and clever you are.

Man, George Bush was such a Sheen!

I was sheening for a bit in the 90's but now I'm cool

by Sheenburger March 26, 2011

Shweed

weed thats laced in salvia extract. Often taken through a bong hit.

Jake: So whats in the bowl?
Lance: Shweed
Jake: Weed?
Lance: No, Shweed
Jake: ...
Lance: ...
Jake: Can I hit that?

by Jake Summers January 18, 2006

Sheenis

When a person puts Coke on their dick(Charlie Sheen)

A prostitute sucked Charlie Sheens Sheenis

by ComedyCentralComedian October 15, 2011