Shag

A term used to roughly and unromatically pursue someone sexually

Matt: "Did u shag her last night?"
Peter: "Yes mate it was sensational"

by CottonCandyXX January 23, 2022

Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.

Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.

by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011

Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012

shag

A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.

"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."

by Dr_Snapid May 3, 2005

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Shag

A shag is a common word used by teenagers particularly the virgins
For example:Hello Milly want to shag bb gurl.
Milly:No mate get out

Hey wanna shag
Girl:no

by Bigb00tymuncher May 10, 2020

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 4, 2021