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casket ratchet

A bitch who is so ratchet, she climbed out of a casket. Most likely carrier of stds, AIDS, or zombie plague.
Why do you gotta fuck with that casket ratchet. Now your dick is going to fall off.
by wandering drifter January 31, 2014
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Ratchet

Telling everyone that he needed that
(Ratchet every episode of transformers prim) I needed that!
by Dinobro1014 July 30, 2023
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Ratchet

No, you don't have to ratchet yourself anywhere for preferential sexual selection. A fat juicy cock puts you exactly where you need to be.
Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)

Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance

So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee

You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af
Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.
by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018
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Ratchet

Oh that girl ratchet...always wanna worry about drama
by Michaelardoin September 26, 2017
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ratchet crew

A name that some lame ass made. It is a crew with high intelligence, put up with no mess, and high expectations. A guy who has very low self esteem must have mad this made this up.
Bill: look at that ratchet crew over there.
Timmy: you lame for that man
by Ratchet crew January 10, 2018
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Ratchet Trap

A guy that always dates ratchets.
Jeff is always going on ratchet rescues and ends up dating these skanks, he's becoming a ratchet trap.
by DaCoolestBishhh June 2, 2019
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