A ratchet joint is if somebodys penis is at a bent angle half way down the middle. It has the unique ability to be cranked side to side.
Yano da geez down De road. Man's was gettin bare suck but the whamen locked sight ov da ratchet joint so she dipped!
by Blasendat August 18, 2019
Get the ratchet jointmug. No, you don't have to ratchet yourself anywhere for preferential sexual selection. A fat juicy cock puts you exactly where you need to be.
Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)
Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance
So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee
You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance
So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee
You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Ratchetmug. It's Conspiracy; Shook af
by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018
Get the Ratchet Banana Festivalmug. After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.
A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012
Get the Post-ratchet dietmug. 1) An uncommon or useless tool or item (usually scattered in a garage)
2) A character from the game "Ratchet and Clank"
3) Someone who us being used by another person
2) A character from the game "Ratchet and Clank"
3) Someone who us being used by another person
1) "I have way too many ratchets in my garage"
2) "I can't wait for the new Ratchet and Clank game!"
3) "Wow, Chell is treating Nicole like a ratchet"
2) "I can't wait for the new Ratchet and Clank game!"
3) "Wow, Chell is treating Nicole like a ratchet"
by becauseimapotato May 25, 2016
Get the Ratchetmug. 
Grumpy old medic who hates everything and wants to watch the world burn from the Transformers moves and shows
"wacth it Ratchet"
by Skildaledondondanigh November 10, 2020
Get the Ratchetmug.