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Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.
"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "
by kushinman April 23, 2016
mugGet the Ranch Saladmug.

Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.
I loved writing in ranch as a kid!
by NeoNation March 11, 2019
mugGet the Writing in Ranchmug.
A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
by Johngle arson October 13, 2025
mugGet the You a long way from the ranch cowboymug.

Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
mugGet the Minnesota Ranch Cupmug.

ranch salad dressing

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"
by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013
mugGet the ranch salad dressingmug.

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden
person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 14, 2022
mugGet the hidden valley ranchmug.

Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.
no, i heard he has a corn ranch.
by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010
mugGet the Corn Ranchmug.

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