president chris

the best president to walk this earth also he has such a huge peen

president chris was the best president ever

by go go gaga June 10, 2022

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

50th President

2024

50th President: “Where the fuck are we?”

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023

president ohio

Big banana pencil

Travel in Amerima president Obama BIG BANANA PENCIL, president ohio

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

President Hate

The term for a president who is filled with hate and is hated by so many. This person is polarizing and exhausts almost everyone. It is only rational to give this nickname to this official.

Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"

by von groovy September 16, 2025

Lebanese President

A fictional character relied on in the real world. Nobody knows he’s not there. But I prefer spider man more :)

The Lebanese President hasn’t been to his country for 5 years now.

by PenguinWithALife March 13, 2022

President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.

"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"

by Zombeans March 22, 2024