Pong

the art of slapping your penis against two women's vaginas who are standing a foot apart, facing each other. If a miss occurs, then you have to pump in her vagina five times.

I played Pong with those two girls I brought home from the club last night for hours!

by maceguy956 October 6, 2012

PONGAS

An error that occurs while you're working in the popular 3D application: XSI. XSI is inherently inferior to Maya, it is common that many 'pongi' may appear.

"Por favor, NO PONGAS productos femeninos en la tasa del bano. Ponlos en la basura cubierta. Muchas Gracias."

OR

Shit. The frickin' rig's mBody_GEO is missing. Send a PONGAS to rigging.

by J-Tron June 24, 2005

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

Dong Pong

n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.

Bob: Dude I just won a sick game of Dong Pong
Frank: Wow, you're the manliest person ever now

by dong pong champ March 25, 2010

ping pong genocide

When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.

Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...

by aisha12 January 23, 2011

Dick Pong

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012

People Ping-Pong

Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.

"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."

by Blade-Jame June 12, 2008