Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.
by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025
Get the Philly Chili Dogmug. Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!
by The Abstract April 15, 2009
Get the Philly Joe Giraffemug. by FuckBenAffleck9000 May 15, 2021
Get the Charley's philly cheesesteaksmug. by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025
Get the Philly Jrmug. by DatboiPleb June 2, 2018
Get the Philly cheese steakmug. Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.
by tex spade May 3, 2010
Get the Philly Handshakemug. The patchy ass beards that young bulls in philly have. Generally paired with a wifebeater or white tee, nike gym shorts, Nike compression pants, and some air maxes or some sort.
by saintdon October 10, 2020
Get the philly chopsmug.