Periodover 

If you thought your period was going away well be wrong cause life is unfair.
The felling when your symptoms are too much so you are drunk and the next morning you will feel like complete shit but you shit yourself with blood!

"I'm totally going to have a periodover tomorrow"

Periodover by FuckMotherNaturePotato June 18, 2017

Period 

1) a way to know your not pregnant

2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week

Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”

Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”

Period by XXXTENATCION July 1, 2018

Period 

Your uterus gets a special notice? What's this? A visitor is coming?
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows

Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.

Welcome to your period

Girl: hey I'm on my period
Other girl: me too..
Girl: cycle sisters

Period by Turtle tea July 6, 2018

Period Denial 

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

Period Denial by pwubby December 20, 2020

Period Virgin 

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.

"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."

Period Virgin by Period Virgin September 16, 2021

false period 

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

false period by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015

Cupcake Period

The sweet beginnings of a relationship.

Cupcake period, cupcake period.

Cupcake Period by The Inward April 22, 2017