Parker Wolcott 

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.

Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?

Parker Wolcott by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022

Parker Dunne 

Some random dude who plays Minecraft ALL FUCKING DAY

Parker Dunne is such a loser

Parker Dunne by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022

parker cravey 

A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.

Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!

parker cravey by the man mane April 11, 2022

parker christian taylor 

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

parker christian taylor by ratweasel April 29, 2022

parker sieck 

Parker is one of the coolest things i’ve ever met. he is okay and really fun to annoy. he is forcing me to make this in his basement!:D

Girl one: Parker is there

Girl 2: call Olivea the coolest

girl nine one one: parker sieck

parker sieck by ijustatemypoop1 May 14, 2022

parker tennant 

he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good

thats parker tennant

parker tennant by Nev5 May 16, 2022

Parker Phillips 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.

Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”

Parker Phillips by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022