by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Masturbationmug. Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
Get the Poptart Ninjamug. by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009
Get the ninja cuddlemug. A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012
Get the Lung Ninjamug. An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.
Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.
I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.
I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.
by Spike Lizzle December 16, 2013
Get the sticky ninjamug. abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs
by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010
Get the ninja absmug. An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
Get the Ninja Dropmug.