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Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
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Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
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ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.
by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009
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Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.
by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012
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sticky ninja

An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.
Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.

I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.
by Spike Lizzle December 16, 2013
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ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs
My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!
by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010
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Ninja Drop

An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
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