an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose
that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid
by joka zen December 29, 2010
An MMORPG that encroaches your life, causing you to devote all time and energy to playing the game, destroying relationships, families, homes, and friendships.
"I'm going to play DC Universe Online! (Proceeds to lose job, drops out of college, gets dumped by girlfriend, leading to eventual philosophical suicide)
by Mark Maelstrom September 06, 2015
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by FuckPhoeyu December 31, 2020
When two people who like eachother are both online, both wanting to talk to eachother, but both too scared to IM eachother, thus resulting in a race to see who will swallow their pride first.
person 1: "man i was online for 2 1/2 hours waiting for Florence to IM me, but she didn't."
person 2: "well did you IM her?"
person 1: "naw... i just gave her the online death stare"
person 2: "nice, that'll get you laid for sure.."
person 2: "well did you IM her?"
person 1: "naw... i just gave her the online death stare"
person 2: "nice, that'll get you laid for sure.."
by Dpee February 26, 2008
A japanese show, defined as Anime. A show where the characters (Some how are ALL from Japan) enter a game, known as Sword Art Online. When entering the game, shortly after, the creator of the game, Heathcliff, or whatever his actual name is, alarms them that if they die in the game, they die in real life.. The Game version of Freddy Krueger.
"Hey dude, did you watch that anime, Sword Art Online?"
"Dude, get the fuck out of here, I'm taking a shower."
"Dude, get the fuck out of here, I'm taking a shower."
by Tobito December 08, 2013
The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
by Sue Nym December 23, 2017
Roblox online daters are kids (usually a boy and girl) who literally just met, and the very next second they've already bought a suit and red dress, and are on a date.
Roblox online daters -
How they meet: (now remember the roles can be switched too.)
*Boy just stands there
*Girl goes up to him
Girl: Hi
Boy: Uh, hi?
Girl: ur hot, lets hang out soon
*Boy immediately falls in love
Boy: Will u be my girl?
Girl: OMG OMG YES!!!!
Boy: Comon baby lets go to the dance tonight 😉
How they meet: (now remember the roles can be switched too.)
*Boy just stands there
*Girl goes up to him
Girl: Hi
Boy: Uh, hi?
Girl: ur hot, lets hang out soon
*Boy immediately falls in love
Boy: Will u be my girl?
Girl: OMG OMG YES!!!!
Boy: Comon baby lets go to the dance tonight 😉
by AtonoumicVibes April 19, 2019