cowboy stew

when you throw up in your mouth and have no choice but to swallow it

While riding my sled I hit too many bumps, I burped up some Cowboy stew and had to swallow it!

by Sledneck February 20, 2007

cackpipe cowboy

Gay, homosexual, a person who inserts his penis into another mans cakpipe (asshole)

Ur such a cackpipe cowboy!!

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

Spaghetti Cowboy

When you are having anal sex with a woman in the doggy-style position, and you pull out, put spaghetti and meatballs in her butthole, and then continue to have sex with her. after you cum in her ass, pull out and attempt to eat the spaghetti out of her asshole.

Boy:dude why is she walking so funny?

Boy 2:o that one guy gave her a spaghetti cowboy last night.

by supersexual May 13, 2010

Dallas Cowboys

A term used for any football team who's players are all celebreties or criminals and who are suppost to win every game but never even make it to the playoffs

Bruce: hey dude everybodys sayin that the steelers are going to win the superbowl this year!

James: nah man they'll probably just Dallas Cowboys the season as usual

by saints fan July 27, 2009

cowboy dan

reference to a character from a Modest Mouse song, yet as of late has come to resemble a persistent yet handsome idiot who has limitless amounts of hope and confidence in a situation destitute of hope; prone to drunken fits of rage and indecency

dude, that cowboy dan broke my windshield last night

by mostbasic690 February 24, 2011

cowboy up

The original meaning of "Cowboy Up" was to inform the next bullrider or bucking bronco rider at a rodeo to get ready to ride or "cowboy up". Now it means to stop being a pussy liberal snowflake with your safe spaces and whiny bullshit, grow up and be a man for once in your pathetic life.

Liberal snowflake type: Oh no! Trump won the election! I need to find a safe space to calm down and stop crying.

Real man type: No you need to stop being a pussy and cowboy up!

by NOMmnom March 7, 2017

Bacon Cowboy

A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.

Example:

Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.

by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012