Mormon Tent

pronounced Mormon mawr-muhn Tent tent

A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina

She's a 4 man mormon tent shes got enough room in her pussy to fit a family of five and a dog

by CervixTheDestroyer December 10, 2010

Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

Mormon Trail

The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.

I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.

by A-Ba January 22, 2008

book of mormon

another testiment of jesus christ, written by joseph smith and studdied by latter day saints, or mormons. this book is not false doctarine, and mormons are not bad people or polygamists, if you are somehow under the impression that they are feel free to talk to one. before you critisize the book of mormon go ahead and read it, everything in it can be backed up by the bible, which i am pretty sure is the basis of most christian religions, which brings me to another subject. mormons ARE christians, why else would they call their church The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Days Saints, emphasis on the Jesus Christ part, jeez. quit the mormon bashing and give em' a chance.

person 1: what is the book of mormon?

person 2: another testament of Jesus Christ

by g-thug-gangsta-fo-shizzle-ma-nizzle September 21, 2006

Mormon fucking

Instead of penetrating the vagina a male penetrates the female's ass in a cheap attempt for them both to remain "virgins."

Bro, that slut Mary you're mormon fucking has been mormon fucked by like 40 other dudes. You should try to steal her V-card.

by dhanijhonez May 6, 2009

Mormonism

The term for those who belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. IT IS NOT A CULT.

If you're Mormon, you practice Mormonism. Mormonism is NOT a cult.

by Rachel June 6, 2004

Mormonish

It's when someone acts like a Mormon. get it?
Like jews: Stop being jewish

"Hey Skyler", "what", stop being so mormonish!"

by Sex withmeisgreat September 20, 2009