Michael Bay

A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.

I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.

by mmcluhan December 17, 2011

michael

Every other dude you meet

There's like 12,390,658 Michaels born a second.

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Michael Cera complex

Having an intense attraction to any and all guys that possess the trademark characteristics of Michael Cera. These may include delicate features, lankiness, subtle sarcasm in almost every sentence, an adorably shy personality, a sweet smile, meek but also defensive if need be, and a hopeless romantic.

"That guy over there is so cute. Look at his adorable face! Aww, he stands awkwardly too!"

"Girl, you have a serious Michael Cera complex."

by ewokmogwai June 11, 2013

Michael Afton

Michael Afton is a our Main Character in FNAF and a sexy person.

Person #1: Did you see the new Michael Afton Edit on Tiktok??
Person #2: Hell yeah its so sexy

by MichaelAftonsHusband March 16, 2022

The Michael Nimmons

The act of having Sex with someone with brown curly hair and them moaning "nim" "nims."

Bro, I met this girl and we did the Michael Nimmons

by Big Big Name March 15, 2016

General Sir Michael Finish

A "General finish"; also a master tactician of great military genius who is inevitably victorious over all his adversaries.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I propose a toast? To a certain military genius, master tactician, the General Sir Michael Finish!"
All finish beverages

by Andy Davies June 27, 2008

Michael D. Eisner

A greddy fucking moron who is the former CEO of the Walt Disney Company.

There's a special place in hell for you Michael D. Eisner.

by I like ducks April 27, 2006