Mason and Markie

Two captains on a ship that fly in space while sitting on two large thrones.

Man, the things I would do to become Mason and Markie.

by chiefmamabear September 12, 2009

mason

a jar

wow mason sure can hold pickles

by despacito derrick November 13, 2018

Mason

A man that ejaculates onto paper and stores it for future ejaculations to create a strong building material.

Man, that guy seems like a total Mason.

by jeff pain September 12, 2020

mason walker

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u

mason walker is better than every one of us

by mraceyt February 8, 2023

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason

A giant fucking pussy

Mason is such a coward

by BigAssCheeks November 15, 2019

Marilyn Manson

The world's most brilliant man; not only in the music he produces, or the essays that he writes, but the paintings that he creates. No matter what you think, he is not the reason for Columbine, 9/11, etc. He's different which makes him the easiest person to blame. Oh my god, he's the Antichrist, we should totally be afraid of him. No, you shouldn't. If you would take the time to read his biographies, you would know that the principal at the Christian school he attended as a child would show them flash cards that would scare the living shit out of him. He was tired of it, and decided to rebel against the Christian religion. Kids listen to him and kill themselves because they want to be like him, or whatever. Untrue. Someone actually quoted him saying, "I never said to be like me, I said to be like you and make a difference." And no, he's not an Anarchist, or anything like that. To tell you the truth, I don't think he has a religion.

Me: Marilyn Manson is the shizz nit.

Ignorant Person: He is the reason everything bad happens in this world.

Me: Pull that stick outta your ass and actually listen to him.

Ignorant Person: So you actually listen to this crap? SATANIST.

Me: Just because I listen to him, doesn't mean I /am/ him. Hate the actions, not the person.

Ignorant Person: Wait...whaa?

Me: That's right...

by Rachel Alexander August 20, 2007