Hanger Management

When you are arrested for assault at a fast food establishment for Anger Issues and have to take anger management!

Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident

This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.

by SaigonTim August 13, 2018

Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022

manager of ideas

Customers at nightclubs who assume this position have free reign to redesign the club to their liking and also all the bouncers must follow their orders.

Dom appointed himself the manager of ideas at the velvet dog and thus the bouncer did not kick him out of the club when he put a plant in the toilet bowel.

by Andy March 14, 2005

Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"

Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management

by meedox April 19, 2021

performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.

We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.

by SirCarboy January 16, 2019

Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.

Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!

by krewer May 24, 2009