Trick lamp

When you trick on someone and then shit lights up

When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.

by Vergazz March 31, 2024

Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M

by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024

LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious

“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”

by Dmplx November 2, 2021

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

lamp

A person of the female gender that is radiantly glowing

"Bro, did you see that lamp in our math class." "Yea bro, she was looking fire."

by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025