The
Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually
lies spread by
ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I
date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as
slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the
Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"