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Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint
I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.
by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024
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kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
by Ataenzl July 14, 2022
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Augusta Kansas PD

Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life
Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life
by Fuckoffyoucunt… February 28, 2022
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Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame
by 3mkk January 20, 2026
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