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Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
mugGet the Jesus Karmamug.

Karma

Karen* punches a dog
Karma* makes Karen slip up on black ice
by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020
mugGet the Karmamug.

Karma

they are the hottest person on earth like godamn any time i look at you you get a million dollars
Karma is the hottest person i have ever seen
by kadeisbae December 31, 2022
mugGet the Karmamug.

karma farma

Someone on a vote-based social media site, such as Reddit, that posts other people's posts and pictures to improve their karma score. Sometimes it's just resharing, but sometimes it includes doctoring or falsifying content to suit their desperate needs.
Q: Did you see that Reddit post of the newspaper clipping Lars Ulrich put in The Recycler to recruit for Metallica?

A: Oh yeah. Someone generated a fake news news article from November 30 1981, when they officially got together October 28. What a karma farma
by defenestrator-of-the-wicked August 3, 2021
mugGet the karma farmamug.

Watt-Karma

Your Watt-Karma is positive to the extent you preserve the energy state of your world, such that your actions do not cause energy resources such as fuels to be used.
Causing cars to stop by abusing your right to enter a crosswalk robs the cars of thousands of watts of momentum energy. The drivers will have to restore their cars’ momentum by converting gasoline into polluting gasses. You will have to restore your Watt-Karma by coming back as a pollution-consuming microbe.
by UCBear September 15, 2011
mugGet the Watt-Karmamug.

karma

person 1: dude did you hear she backstabbed them??
person 2: yeah. that’s why she got her karma.
by cambryyyy June 5, 2021
mugGet the karmamug.

Karma

A funny, energetic individual. Amazing at bringing up the mood and a neverending fountain of creativity! Everything feels a little brighter with Karma around.
"Karma made a new post! We HAVE to check it out!"
by obamafartballs July 25, 2022
mugGet the Karmamug.

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