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Jordan

A skinny but hot girl who is somewhat prude. this girl tends to be friends with a cow. this cow tends to follow laxbros with flow. she is a spoiled girl whos dad is very funny.
Your friend is such a Jordan!!
by jimmyshimmylimmy34989 December 26, 2010
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A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!
Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!
by El123 October 22, 2008
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Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.
Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!
by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011
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A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
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The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.
Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.
by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011
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Jordan is a boy who can never be defeated in stuff like basketball,football,swimming and gaming etc.....Jordan is always the one who gets the most hot chick in school or other places
OMG.....here Jordan is , come on guys lets get outta here or else our girlfriends will get taken away by him
by The on who wrote this September 18, 2017
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The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!
Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom
by what’s up niggaaaaaaa September 11, 2020
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