Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.

Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan

by th3 truth 6969696969696969 June 19, 2017

Chloe jonathan

Not gay but everyone thinks she is because she likes frogs🐸

David: wow Chloe Jonathan is a gay frog lover !

by Frogig April 10, 2021

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Jonathan Divers

Also Known as pills, jonathan divers is a man with the biggest gyat in bgs

jonathan divers is a pill

by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023