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Jojo the Wise

Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
Jojo the Wise just taught me a lot of good info! I’m so happy!
by Fungal Crustacean July 15, 2021
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Jojo

Jojo is the kind of girl who knows what she wants from life. She is very determined, if she wants something, she overturns the mountains and finally gets it. It is not for everyone, because not everyone can afford it, once you gain their trust, you will have the most sincere love possible. She is a beauty of nature, a madwoman with style and elegance. With it there are only two options, one dominates or will dominate you, especially in bed. She has the sweetest lips, her sensuality is specific to her. I love you so much Jojo ..
by Lucian.LJ November 21, 2021
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JOJO

A word coined By Mark Ruffalo to describe pedophiles, especially those who sodomize their child victims.
That Jojo isn't going to last a day in gen pop.
by Dwilson76 November 23, 2021
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JoJo Thimblethumb

JoJo Thimblethumb is a Man in their late fifties who enjoys gardening. He is a kind-hearted Person and likes Green Tea.
"Did you hear about JoJo Thimblethumb??"
"Yea, I hear he likes Tea!"
by Azilla April 30, 2024
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JoJo Siwa

That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.

All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"

"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"

Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"

She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.

She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.

She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.
Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?

Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!
by poodictionairy April 8, 2024
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Jojo

A certain fruitiness
You are very Jojo today
by Nick the jojo fiend January 5, 2021
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Dr JoJo

A very cool and alpha person. Satoru Gojo’s baby daddy and has a 10 incher.

Everyone loves them and think they’re a cool person and if you don’t think so then you’re just a sheep with problems.

They also really like Satoru Gojo. Like a lot. Probably finished a bunch of times to him. Has 21k edits of him atm on tiktok.
“Dr JoJo has a 10 incher and it makes me thirsty!!”

“Dr JoJo is my hot daddy alpha man with a lovely husband Satoru Gojo.”
by tendouandushijimassupport December 9, 2023
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