jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

by Roger McGonagle September 6, 2021

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

gutter jerry

Place ten bowling pens down on a hardwood floor. Have your girl lay down on her back in front of the bowling pins. Place your two middle fingers inside her vagina while placing your thumb in her asshole as if holding a bowling bowl. Slide her into the bowling pins while making her cum with your fingers. Bowling shoes optional.

"I noticed my new girlfriend had bowling pins setup in her house, but she did not own a bowling ball. I am pretty sure she wants me to perform a Gutter Jerry on her."

by Robotbutlerj March 19, 2022

circle jerky

When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky

Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?

by Seyton July 13, 2023

Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.

Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.

by juciedupandsloppy July 20, 2012

Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.

Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

by maddogbill June 11, 2013

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018