Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

Mud Sport

Mud sport is the same as water sports though it involves poo instead of pee.

I did not know that two girls one cup involved mud sports, until I watched the video!

by Eforen April 21, 2009

mud gut

The state of ones gut after a night (or morning) of prolonged beer consumption. The term is closely related to the typical consistency of "beer shit."

Sorry, I can't go bowling today because I have mud gut. *defecates*

by Wuhhhhhh May 02, 2009

Mud Nigger

A derogatory term for the child of a Cuban (wetback) and an Arab (sand nigger).

What is with all these mud niggers swimming to America only to bomb our buildings?

by MudNigger January 21, 2012

Mud Blood

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.

Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.

by str8 outta dp August 16, 2015

mud the otter

to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles

"penelope knew Odysseus would mud the otter and return home alive"

by fleshtone December 25, 2003

Black Mud

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.

Person 1: Oh lord, look at all this mud on my pants and shoes! I barely touched the stupid mud!
Person 2: Dang, thats black mud, you'd better stay inside.

by Pinesol May 10, 2009