hold your ass

(verb) - - hold on; wait; be patient

john- everyone is ready to go!

jane- hold your ass

by John Cougar Rhino Banga and Old Rhino Banga February 9, 2008

hold my beer

Most overused and dumbest fucking expression. Ever. Also a common meme.

Can everyone stop saying hold my beer? It’s not funny and super annoying

by Cuh Nation May 23, 2019

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Detroit Choke-Hold

The act of ramming your dick down someone's throat and then manually choking them (in an effort to tighten their grip while you throat-fuck them).

The additional act of strangling your partner while throat-fucking them by wrapping your hands around their neck to crush the esophagus around your penis serves to intensify your pleasure. You are essentially giving yourself a handjob through their throat with the application of enough pressure.

"that bitch wouldn't stop talking, so I put her in a Detroit choke-hold."

by SexualStrangler August 4, 2014

Hold tight Julia

when something is outrageous or as an exclamation

Hold tight Julia, I can't find my keys.

Hey man, can I have that data.
WOWA Hold tight Julia, its coming.

by SmashleyGashley September 20, 2017

hold down the fort

Taking care of the place you're at while others are gone.

As Sandy was leaving work, she said "hold down the fort" to Jill, who was now working alone.

by ButterflyTrixi August 31, 2008

Triangle Choke Hold

While getting head, apply a proper Triangle Choke to your partner. Make sure not to pull out, keep your cock in their mouth and gag them. Don't release the submission until they tap out.

Guy A: That girl you left with last night looked like a freak. How was she?
Guy B: She likes it rough. I put her in a Triangle Choke Hold and she loved it.
Guy A: Did she tap?
Guy B: It took me about 3 minutes to make her tap.
Guy A: NICE!!

by mathefex April 17, 2008