Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.

Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.

by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018

Iphone hairdryer

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans

Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer

by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021

Iphone

A piece of technology that people might mistake for an actual good device.

This is an Iphone, that's not good, you should have gotten a Samsung.

by CUDead.exe March 9, 2021

iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

iPhone

A phone that's only feature is a cracked screen, apple care not included

Teddy: "You got an iPhone?"
Jaquees: "Yeah I got a cracked screen"

by Wakandanboi February 2, 2019

iPhone 5s

A cellular device also known as a Mohammed Abusbeih

answer your iPhone 5s

by TheOneandtwo November 5, 2018