hooker hotel

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.
Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.
by 68kill April 22, 2020
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unpenny hotel

A shelter for people with nowhere else to go. When staying, all your possessions become the property of the hotel and its other guests. When you leave, you may request all your possessions back and you will receive them if you have behaved yourself. Rules are kept enforced through a mutual sense of predicament as the users of the hotels are usually a close knit group of unfortunates.
On a particularly cold night, he stumbled upon an unpenny hotel and was grateful for the warm bed and thin broth, but when he awoke, he was surprised to find his meager belongings meted out among the other guests.
by Duke of Port August 26, 2007
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Boston Harbor Hotel

Hey, is this the Boston Harbor Hotel?
by lin00o December 14, 2021
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small hotel

Damm she got a small hotel it barely fits
by Big its boto November 03, 2015
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Hotel bourbon

Getting toasted on bourbon street and deciding no one will catch you giving head to someone in the ice room of the 14th hotel floor. But when your night is ending at 6 am, others nights are beginning, and they need ice.
Carlos and Samantha engaged in hotel Bourbon. A fine gentleman walked in and said, "Oh excuse me, I was just getting ice."
by KattheMadel January 31, 2017
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hotel body

when your body count reaches higher than the number of rooms in a hotel
she’s in her first year of college but she already has a hotel body
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 18, 2022
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