Homophobe

A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.

Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

Jokingly Homophobic

Being homophobic without being too homophobic. And you're joking.

"HAH GAY!!"
"I'm joking though"
Jokingly Homophobic

by FlameDuplix007 February 23, 2023

homophobic

having a dislike of gay people

dan: i dont like gay people

holly: your homophobic then

by Mr.andrew420 December 6, 2021

Homophobe

A person who hates and dislikes the LGBT community homophobes are not as bad as racists but are still very disliked people homophobes throw around the word "faggot" and use gay as an insult

Shawn That's gay you kissed me

John I'm not gay but who cares if I am or you are

Shawn Well I don't want you to miss me you faggot

John You're a homophobe

by Boogereater69 December 12, 2020

Homophobe

People who are scared of people who are LGBTQ+.

Gay couple: *exist*
Homophobe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gay Couple: Theres a homophobe lets get out of here.

by help im in a basement July 21, 2022

Homophobic

You are gay. That’s it, ur just gay.

“IF UR HOMOPHOBIC UR PROBABLY GAYY”

by sydwasfound May 16, 2021

Homophobe

Pos

If you’re a homophobe you’re a pos

by Rwen/Delia May 24, 2022