Hard Shake

Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.

My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.

by thetrooth July 8, 2014

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.

Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014

Dye Hard

The sad, lonely, aging individual that resorts to dying their greying hair in hopes of fooling the oppisite sex into being attracted to them not realizing that they are Revealing more about themselves than they are covering up.

Woh, that poor dye hard should've gone to a salon...that looks like a cheap wig.

by rusty nailder December 16, 2010

Hard in Life

When a person exhibits largely positive mannerisms that have a jubilating effect to oneself, they are described as ‘Hard in Life’. Alternatively, when something positively benefits oneself, or emits an aura of coolness and positivity it can be described as ‘hard in life’. However, objects can also emit 'hard in life vibes'. It heavily varies, depending on the concurrent circumstances.

The Halal Akhs are Hard in life.
Trotsky's war train is Hard in life for my life

by BrotherBari March 21, 2021

Shit hard

When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.

Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!

by Real World July 14, 2016

Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.

Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."

by MrLoganC October 7, 2016