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girlfriend rodeo

Whilst having sex with your woman, pref doggy style, secretly invite your friends to watch in your closet with a video camera, during intercourse, grab your womans hips and start screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" on that que, your friends burst out of the closet parading around the bed screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" and try to hold on to that bitch as long as you can.
hey man, you missed jons girlfriend rodeo last night, it was awesome, she ended up falling off her bed and kicking jon in the face knocking him out and then falling through his coffee table, luckily we have the video tape so you can watch it.
by j0nathan May 3, 2008
mugGet the girlfriend rodeomug.

Girlfriend sexy

A phrase referring to a woman whose hotness is something more than just raw sexual desirability. What makes her sexy is not measured in base terms like "how much would you pay to bang her," but rather by whether or not she is someone you would want to engage in a long-term or permanent relationship with. Usually, a girl who is "girlfriend sexy" possesses at least some wholesome, nurturing qualities and a good sense of humor in addition to being physically attractive. She's the kind of girl who you can bring home to meet your parents, and she usually has good mom potential.

Keep in mind that this definition is fairly subjective, since what makes a girl "girlfriend sexy" will always be dependent largely on what a guy is looking for in a girlfriend. Generally though, they are considered to be more "authentic" than the average hot chick, which can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people.
Guy 1: "Why are you so hung up about that chick from your art class? There are plenty of chicks in this school who are sexier than her."

Guy 2: "You just don't get it-- she's the only one who's girlfriend sexy."
by MongooseFarmer July 24, 2012
mugGet the Girlfriend sexymug.

professional girlfriend

a lame bitch who goes from boyfriend to boyfriend with out any period of being single and is in a relationship after 1 date. they date for like 3 years at a time and forget all about their friends as soon as they start dating someone.
"katie is such a professional girlfriend, she dated colton for 4 years and then started dating sean the day they broke up. has she ever been single?"
by wes dobies December 1, 2009
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Girlfriend Syndrome

When after getting a girlfriend every woman other than her becomes not as hot. This makes your girlfriend look much more beautiful and sexy to you because she's your girlfriend. Much self-esteem is lost after a breakup with the girl and your friends will pester you for ever going out with her.
Tom: Man Jim thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl on the earth!

Joe: Yeah, he's come down with a bad case of Girlfriend Syndrome.

Tom: I know the chick he's dating isn't even hot!
by omgwtfbananas December 27, 2009
mugGet the Girlfriend Syndromemug.

Freaky girlfriend

A very sexually open minded girlfriend who fucks other men for fun with full permission off the boyfriend. It turns both her and the boyfriend on that other men use her for their satisfaction .

She might meet other guys on nights out randomly or prearranged via messages through social media. It is now more common for the Freaky girlfriend to chat on internet groups / chatrooms etc to arrange meets for her to be used. This usually leads to regulars who chat to her through message apps such as Kik, she then can show her boyfriend the naughty conversations and pics she has been sending, intensifying sexual excitement.

When meeting other guys no emotion is involved and she enjoys being used hard and fast, including hard deepthroating.
As she fucks her boyfriend she will tell him in detail how she has been used and may show a few photos/videos from the event.

The relationship with a freaky girlfriend is intense, exciting with a huge amount of trust and making the couple closer.
I picked her up the other night, throat fucked her and used her pussy hard. She's got a boyfriend, she's such a freaky girlfriend.
by Knwyrstuff December 1, 2018
mugGet the Freaky girlfriendmug.

internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend
Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.
by Sheldon January 27, 2004
mugGet the internet girlfriendmug.

Fortnite girlfriend

When you meet a girl by playing random squads/duos, proposing to her via big pot, and are now obligated to give her endless big pots.
Oh yeah my fortnite girlfriend and i met on random duos.
by Sushilover77 November 22, 2018
mugGet the Fortnite girlfriendmug.

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