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there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum 

That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

Choice-A-Bunga-Tastarific-Expeala-Fucking-Dosious 

When something is so "choice" it simply becomes to small a word!!!!!!!!!!!! very good
"that sex was choice-a-bunga-tastarific-expeala-fucking-dosious!"

gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual

The most man-meat-craving of all gaylords.
He's a gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual. In fact, he's so gay he turned richard Simmons straight.

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons! 

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

absolute fuckin unit 

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit