A one of a kind simp. Knows 98% of the incoming freshman class at Miami U. Most of them female. He is a snap hoe. Loved by many. Most of all, a simp.
by ilovechrislee May 08, 2020
if u are getting a Kazastanian marrige . Thant includes stuffing you in the family carpet and raping your ass til u can put a bundle of flowers in. Then the groom eats the flowers that are put in your ass
by WHat The FRICK!!!!!!! May 14, 2020
Jewelry that doesn't fade with time unlike your ex freinds. If you can get your hands on their Ice, I would suggest you to be cautious of the powers that comes with it. * Does not come with protection..
by Dropy December 05, 2021
To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.
"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
by Clarebear81 November 19, 2011
Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 17, 2018
the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
by utility_ October 29, 2023
Lewis is one of the best person in the world, but he gets super horny from amine bitches, but he is a cool guy if you get to know him also little hot, but we're not going speak on that shit bruh
Serc: anyone knows who that guy gets horny of amine bitches
Earth: Sup fuckers
Carl: Sup fucker
South: Yeah i know what you're talking about Lewis from TDK Right
Serc: Yeah that person he such a weirdo
Earth: Sup fuckers
Carl: Sup fucker
South: Yeah i know what you're talking about Lewis from TDK Right
Serc: Yeah that person he such a weirdo
by Kekeoserc October 18, 2020