FIRST!!

A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.

Comment 1: FIRST!!

Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.

by Hamshake March 31, 2011

from first to last

a amazing band in the post-hardcore genre

members include:

sonny moore - vocals
matt good - guitar/vocals
travis richter - guitar/screams
derek bloom- drummer
and as of mid 2006 wes borlin - studio and touring bass

have two full length albums:
dear diary my teen angst has a bodycount
Heroine

one EP:
asthetic

although labeled off as a joke by elitists with their first album, their second, has gained respect by many and has proven from first to last to be a talented and serious band.

as of early 2006 sonny moore is officialy legal.

amazing live.
heroine > dear diary...

go buy it.

person 1: hey d00d, did you catch from first to last before the dropped out of the warped tour.

person 2: yah, it was fanfuckingtastic, I got to run my hand under sonny moore's shirt, and told derek bloom that I loved him, wes borlin and travis richter spit on me and I was 1 inch away from matt good.

person 1: sounds like a sweet ass time.

person 2: it was.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body August 7, 2006

first 48 hours

Most murders are solved in 48 hours, if they are not solved in that time frame they usually don't get solved.

Cop 1: first 48 hours has passed lets go do some hate crimes
Cop 2: Catch the game?

by scrag_10 April 12, 2008

My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

first nut rule

for a guy; masturbating prior to sex, so when you perform later it, last longer
(keeps stamina)

guy 1: yo i'm bout to go fuck my new girl
guy 2: don't forget the first nut rule
guy 1: haha nah, I already did it.. I aint a quick shooter

by Curtis B. September 1, 2014

Your First Love.

The first person that came to your mind when you read this, the first person to teach you to love and to be loved, and also the first person to break your heart, the only person you can remember no matter what, the first person that comes to your mind in all the songs you listen to, you have never loved anyone as much as you love him.

He was your heaven and he was your hell, he is the one of the made your heart it burns and extinguishing at the same time. Your feelings for him were always the same, when you thought of him, you were be lost in thought away. He was your first love, how could you forget it?

He is always be the first for you. He was your first love.

by -parkers June 10, 2021

eating the crust first

the opposite of slay.

omg she's eating the crust first
idk if I want to be friends with her anymore
that's so weird

by slaymacbeth March 14, 2022