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tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
by dp0303 October 7, 2017
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Polar Express

A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)

A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"
"She's burning so much coal, she might as well be the Polar Express"
by Xenerai August 12, 2025
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UV Express

A white van that contains seating for usually 16 or 18 people. Usually found in the Philippines as an altrnative for the jeepney. It is a point-to-point service that never loads passengers unless it's at its final destination. It is usually airconditioned.
Let's ride a UV Express home.
by LetItRip016 April 6, 2021
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