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Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2024
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People have tried to make the scentence for the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar blue, I'm here to finish it
Mike: so, what are you going to do this weekend
John: I'm going to make the rest of the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar in urbandictionary blue
Mike: how are you going to do this?
John: By creating a bullshity definition of the rest of the "explanation"
Mike: and what is it?
John: it's "But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
Mike: doesn't that break the rules of the website?
John: Idk, and tbh idk, it's gonna be funny anyways
Mike: ok, good luck.
John: thanks, Mike.
by DEMEMZEA December 5, 2021
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With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
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The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.
person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
by gyatt? March 5, 2024
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