Ethan

A being that has less brain power than a jelly fish, the patience of a 9 month old golden retriever, and the looks of a inbred dogs that has been hit by a truck..... Several times.

Person 1: "man look at ethan..."
Person 2: "no thanks..."

by Big-D-77 October 21, 2014

Ethan

Usually a blob of pure pudge. Jiggle a LOT when they walk. Really dumb, might accidentally sit on you. If you don't move, they usually don't notice you. They accidentally moon people a lot when they try and squeeze their huge amount of flabby blubber into skinny jeans. Usually have absolutely NO clue what their toes look like. Totally scared of high pitched noises.

"Watch out dude, there's an Ethan waddling over here, and he looks pretty mad"

"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat

by supersimpsonfan April 9, 2011

Ethan

A huge fuckin scrublord

Person 1: boy oh boy theres A huge scrublord
Person 2: Oh thats Ethan

by Faithy-boi December 25, 2016

Ethan

basic bitch

ethan is just a basic bitch tbh

by xpendulumx January 11, 2015

Ethan

Known for being obnoxious, annoying, and over all a dumbass. Also known for continually harassing both over and underage women. Suspected of becoming a child molester as he grows older...it is advised to just avoid this person at all times and always carry either mace or a concealed weapon.

That damn ethan kid won't shut the fuck up and i swear he keeps looking at my 8 year old sister with this obsessive, drooling look in his eye...wheres my gun i need to drop this hoe.

by Taj Badadlandaba August 15, 2010

Ethan

a fag who frequently likes other mens wang up his bum. his diet consist of sperm, sacks, and more sperm.

ethan is such a fag

by wizardloaf101 June 23, 2016

Ethan

A guy that says he think you're cute or leads you on then turns around and tells you he has a girlfriend

Ethan: Hey you're really cute!
girl: thanks
Ethan: You would make an amazing girlfriend
his girlfriend: Hey Ethan come on let's go
Ethan: Ok babe...bye random girl

by assassin January 2, 2013