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elephantitis

the disease where the penis is very small, but the testicles are EXTREMELY large
Look at that guy's junk! He has to have elephantitis!
by Krazy K November 30, 2002
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elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.
by T Hizzle May 1, 2005
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Elephant Fisting

An act of fisting, in which the the fister has unusually large hands and puts a large portion of both of their arms into he fistee, and the fistee leans forward makign elephant sounds.

Named because it looks like when someone is birthing an elephant baby, and they have to really reach in there to get it.
Zac: Beth's playing hard to get, how can I get her to notice me?

Joe: Why don't you give her a bit of the old elephant fisting?

Zac: Nah we've already done that, and all it got me was a wink and a brown stain up to my shoulders.
by Sugar81 May 2, 2008
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Hot Pink Elephant

A situation in which one gives or receives a hot monocle, always under the cover of night, and usually resulting in fat lips and/or abrasions to the head, neck or face. A Hot Pink Elephant must be maintained with the highest level of discretion. A onesie may be worn during the act of a Hot Pink Elephant, but only if said Hot Pink Elephant is being performed in or around a bunk bed.
Damn dude, that situation with Marla last nite turned into a Hot Pink Elephant fo sho!!!
by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 12, 2009
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elephant whore

by FesselHarryBalls July 23, 2009
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Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.
1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...
by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010
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kissing the elephant

Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.
He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes kissing the elephant.
by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008
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