Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap

I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Enemy Looks Like It Says "'Sleep On The Side'" For A therapist To Express To You

Enemy Looks Like It Says "'Sleep On The Side'" For A therapist To Express To You

Enemy Looks Like It Says "'Sleep On The Side'" For A therapist To Express To You

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

The polar express

When you and your friends decide to ride a train on the one friend that still lives at homes mom, during or around Christmas time

Hey Kyle, is Clark coming to the Christmas party? No he is still upset the 8 of us pulled The Polar Express on his mom.

by Larrykernen December 8, 2022

red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.

"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".

by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016

Molar Express

When riding on a bullet train, a woman deep throat’s a man’s penis and jingles his balls while he makes a Christmas wish. Then, he fucks the woman from behind as fast as he can and leaves an icicle of cum on her ass.

I saw a hot woman on the train and she gave me a molar express.

by Zagnut123 November 23, 2025

To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 9, 2017

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025