Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 21, 2021

Dusty Munger

Really obscure slang for slapping someone on the back hard. The word came about because Dusty Munger is an annoying asshole. Used by Mountain Phoenix students.

Holy shit dude, watch out hes gonna give you a Dusty Munger

by michaelwave May 23, 2023

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 June 17, 2017

a dusty tucker

When you push your dick back against your taint and it gets stuck so you end up sharting on it

Dude I wedged my dick and balls between my legs last night but I couldn’t get them out so I gave myself a dusty tucker on accident

by Ephwan January 11, 2021

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.

Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!

by Ratlex June 07, 2020

dusty home

someone who hasn’t grown since highschool

“Damn she a dusty home”

by slayqueenxoxo November 05, 2022

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 25, 2018