Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.

Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.

by latrelljennings October 3, 2025

Dummy

a response when someone doesn't understand a joke, or when you just need to call someone something.

Bill: "bruh its my mom"
Frank: "haha ur mom"
Bill: "shut up dummy."

by QuackDuckie March 30, 2022

Full Blown Dummy

A male or female that lacks intelligence and is used primarily in sexual acts. The individual has the equivalent intelligence and use of a blow up doll.

That girl was a full blown dummy.

by Wrensch October 16, 2012

Dumb Dumb Dummy

A sarcastic way of telling someone that something they did was idiotic.

If he hadn’t been trying to jump over the fire naked and drunk, he would have gotten burned. He’s a Dumb Dumb Dummy. - Aimy

by Real Superman April 5, 2020

Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on

This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.

by Ethik one November 17, 2003

Crash dummy

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.

That crash dummy is good at his job! He plays his role!

by The crash dummy February 4, 2020

Dummy Slap

A dummy is an act of taking your erect penis and literally slapping the shit outta nigga in hopes to make him go retarded aka dummy.

Person 1: "OMG THIS IS A DUMMY SLAP"
Person 2: "I'm going to Dummy Slap my dick on your face"

by love no thottie July 25, 2019