Dog

Your best friend

I'm taking my dog for a walk

by hiiiiiiiiiiii1 May 18, 2020

Dog

A really cute domestic animal. Named ''Man's best friend'', it's for a reason. Deserves love, food, water, a home, and being walked.

Dog owner 1: I love my dog!
Dog owner 2: Same!

by the random. October 6, 2021

Dog

Your best fuzzy beautiful companion. Known to hate cats, but- no. They don't all hate cats. bootiful little guys

...Dog = adorable little gud bois

by hOi!! i'M just bored ᓚᘏᗢ May 24, 2021

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022

Dog

Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts

Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them

by Frick boi December 19, 2019

dog

chinese food

dog

by polikmonn April 30, 2019

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021