The Curse of the Tumblogger

A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.

Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...

Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.

by sanchow March 27, 2013

the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

by Melink0 June 20, 2014

ducati curse

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.

Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.

by Murdock July 11, 2017

thick curse

When you are trapped dating thick people

Yo I'm really trapped in that thick curse

by Lil baby whipe September 5, 2017

bartowski curse

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018

Kukri curse

An ancient curse which summons the wrath of a supernatural being known as Mr Gluckin. The curse is commonly inficted via chainmail or the occurrence of a dog act.

Example 1:
Ben: YOU NOW HAVE THE KUKRI CURSE. SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 5 FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY MR GLUCKIN.
Tyler: Ayo Mr Gluckin... I don't feel so good...

Example 2:
Jacko: Oi cliff you coming out tonight?
Cliffy: Nah mate, with the missus.
Jacko: Thats it, you've got the kukri curse now.

by Robbo06 July 12, 2018

Ginger Curse

A stupid word used to define a ginger given supernatural abilities from the color of there carrot locks.

"Lauren has the ginger curse"

by wolverineclasw February 12, 2019