up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021

apple creek

The process of dumping apple juice down a girls back and drinking it off of her butt. Similar to a boob luge

“What did you and Cindy do last night?”

“Bro we did an apple creek, it was great”

by Chambino June 3, 2018

North Creek High School

16-14. They fucking suck

Oh do you hear all that noise coming from Pop Keeney? Must be North Creek High School getting whooped cause they’re dogshit at football.

by WoodyStayWinning October 13, 2021

liberty creek school

Rich kids high school that took all the money and students and teachers. It’s still not finished. Act like college kids. All of them are furries.

You hear about the high school kids who howl?

You mean liberty creek school?

by anonymous March 12, 2024

Muddy Creek

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.

I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.

by Ducks74 July 24, 2021

Creek Stomper

Someone who plays around in creeks and gets no bitches. Generally are creepy and weird as well.

"Look at that weird motherfucker over there"
"Yea, he's a creek stomper if I've ever seen one"

by Bomb Boy 5893 February 3, 2022