It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
Get the sitting on a couchmug. A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 1, 2020
Get the couch queenmug. by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
Get the Couch Potatomug. When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.
Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.
by BBDinOC April 6, 2017
Get the couch shoppingmug. by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
Get the Karen on a couchmug. Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.
"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."
by ioscott February 20, 2009
Get the couch chinmug. The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022
Get the Theatre Couchmug.